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Thursday, August 03, 2017
NASA Is Hiring A Planetary Protection Officer And No This Is Not A Joke
Look, guys. I don’t know for sure whether or not aliens exist. But I do know that if they come after us, I want someone in charge of protecting the planet from harm. NASA wants that too, so they’re hiring a Planetary Protection Officer tasked with keeping us safe from outerspace threats.
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Reminds me of the looney tune cartoon where the sheep dog and wolf/coyote clocked in to work each day.
Ok aleins are not real they are satanic!! GOD made us and no others period!!
Ok aleins are not real they are satanic!! GOD made us and no others period!!
Another waste of tax dollars.
I nominate Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith. Something tells me this job is perfect for them.
It works both ways. Don't forget the Prime Directive.
Already here Hillary Clinton
? Government job, full benefits, retirement, low impact work, watching TV screens all day, traveling, waiting for LOL Aliens to attack ??
Ok sign me up!!!
Hope for the best, prepare for the weirdest.
We will end up wiping all life from the planet long before aliens or an asteroid get a chance.
Guardians of the Galaxy, call your office!
2:48, you are the first to qualify! Please go on to (click here) to claim your position!
Oh, we haven't got the link up yet, our NASA engineer is still trying to figure out how since we just hired him last week. We'll have a link up as soon as he's gone through job training!
P.S., Our job training Officer job has yet to be filled; it may be a few weeks before we can accommodate your request.
BTW, There are many jobs available at NASA, and we encourage all interested to apply!
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