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Thursday, February 16, 2017

Smart Call: Ruth Bader Ginsburg Has Been Dead On The Supreme Court Bench For 3 Months, But Democrats Are Febrezing Her Every Day In Hopes That No One Notices

If there’s anything this wild year in Washington has shown us, it’s that the traditional rules of politics no longer apply. After months of Republicans defying all the usual conventions of bureaucracy to win unprecedented power in government, it looks like the Democrats are finally responding in kind. According to sources, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has been dead for over three months, but Democrats have been spraying Febreze on her every day in hopes that no one else notices she’s no longer alive.

Well played, Dems. Well played.

One of just four reliably liberal jurists on the court, Ginsburg is key to maintaining a bipartisan balance in federal law, and Democrats are showing that they won’t let her death diminish any of her influence over policy. Spritzing her corpse up real good with Febreze every morning and taping her eyes open in a lifelike expression, left-wingers from all over Washington have been pitching in to give the now-deceased justice the appearance of sentience so as not to forfeit her seat to a conservative appointment.

“She’s definitely got a stink to her, but we simply can’t afford to back down on this,” said a high-ranking Senate Democrat speaking on condition of anonymity. “It’s an unprecedented strategy, but as long as we keep masking Ruth with Febreze, we should be able to hang onto her seat.”

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14 comments:

Anonymous said...

lolol

Anonymous said...

God has His hand all over this and while this is funny article she is an old woman and hasn't much life left. God had it so she wouldn't step down while Obama was in office so Trump would be able to select 2 justices.

Anonymous said...


Man, I would like to see that lady retire as much as anyone, damn that's cold. Lol

Anonymous said...

So very disrespectful of older americans and a supreme court justice.

Anonymous said...

Fake or not, it was a disgusting article.

Anonymous said...

Well Ginsburg has been brain dead most of her adult life

Anonymous said...

No it is not disgusting. She has been caught falling asleep during arguments evidently and we even saw her snoring and slobbering during one of Obama's state of the unions. Not disrespectful at all.
What's disgusting is she can't do the job anymore and refused to leave.
She's disrespectful to the country.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Whats disgusting is the highist judge in the country sleeping through laws like weekend at Bernies. R E T I R E

Anonymous said...

YUP...)

Anonymous said...

Thats pure comedy! love it! Laugh a little people? We all see it but refuse to acknowledge it?? she is in effect basically a corpse!

Anonymous said...

Retire already

Anonymous said...

I'm getting sleepy

Anonymous said...

Dave T: She's been dead a lot longer than that. Look at her! I've seen mummies with a better profile.