I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a
cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated
some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was
doing, and I said 'nothing'.
The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because
she then would have asked 'about what?' At that point I would have
had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which
would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful
than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving
birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but
how could they "know"?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking,
I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and
even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason
for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will
often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think
I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer,
and then maybe a nap in that hammock.
6 comments:
May be true, except for the women who have one child and say, nope, never going through all that pain again. Drink up buddy!!!
I hear you Bud,I will have one to. Time for some deep thinking,gulp,gulp,ahhh.
Two words - Kidney Stones!
It's about time to think deep
That's all they can do at that age. Keep right on thinking.
This man's genius is breathtaking. Wisdom comes with age. I hope I live long enough to be able to think that profoundly.
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