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Saturday, September 19, 2015

Illegal Briefs

It has been brought to my attention that various States are clamoring to appease the gay community to “legalize” something called “Same Sex Marriage”.
I have this to say.

When contemplating marriage, a couple often is required by their pastor to undergo counselling to ensure that the bond will be a good one and each person realizes exactly what they are getting themselves in to, and to ensure that the marriage will actually last a lifetime, as the vows require. There is also another much more core issue that is investigated and explored that is extremely important to a good marriage.

When applying for a marriage license down at the court house, this same core issue is explored and holds the same requirement as the Church holds. No license can be issued without this requirement being fulfilled, and no preacher will marry any couple without this same requirement being fulfilled.

Marriage has always been recognized as the bonding of two to reproduce within the population, to put it simply.

What is it? A clandestine anti First Amendment coalition of Church and State? OMG!

No. It’s a simple rule to ensure the fidelity and purity of our races of peoples and to avoid mongoloidism and inferior gene pools, the “3rd cousin” requirement. This has been in place for centuries for one specific reason.

It’s not a requirement to get a:

Driver’s license
Business license
Hairdresser’s license
Contractor’s license
The list is endless.

Can anyone guess why?

It’s not so turds will come out genetically pure.

It’s not so spit will make genetically pure sputum.

So, now, how is it called a “marriage” without the CORE reason of marriage involved in the relationship?

Answer: Sorry, folks, there’s no such thing as “Same sex marriage”. Period.

You can make up laws, issue papers, dress up for ceremonies, and throw parties, but there’s still NO SUCH THING!!!!!!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

If your consulting with a pastor you are looking at Holy Matrimony, marriage is a civil term.

Anonymous said...

Well, 248, yeah, that was my whole point, right?

~Author

Anonymous said...

2:48

marriage is a technical term to describe when two complimentary parts merge. Two of the same parts cannot merge. You cannot have any such thing as homosexual marriage.