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Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Stinky revenge: Couple tricks holiday package thief into stealing box of dog poop

WASHINGTON (WJLA) – After falling victim to thieves who swiped packages off of their front porch several times, a Northeast D.C. couple decided to teach them a lesson.

Tis the season for package thieves; many D.C.-area residents have recently caught robbers taking packages on surveillance. But for one couple, caught on camera wasn’t enough—they boxed up a stinky surprise from their two dogs.

About 3 p.m. Friday, surveillance footage shows a man walking up and down the sidewalk in front of their home, before stealing their package and taking off. The caught-on-camera incident marked the third package taken from their yard since October.

“Obviously, it made me really mad,” said the woman, whom ABC 7 is not identifying. “I worked hard, saved my money, bought something and then it was just gone.”



Anonymous said...

Tom PPE down in Pocomoke did this but with a purse years ago. After numerous thefts off his property he got an old purse, took a crap in it and put it outside. Wasn't long and someone took the bait. Did they ever get a surprise when they stuck their hand in the purse to see what was in it. He's got the whole thing on tape.

Anonymous said...

Would have been better if there was a movement sensor inside that made the poop explode.

Anonymous said...

That reminds me. Whatever happened to yjr Deer Harbor Shi**er?

Anonymous said...

The Deer Harbour Shi**er is still alive and well and living in the same house. He also thinks his shi*** doesn't stink as he flys around the neighborhood way above the limit in his macho man Jeep Wrangler. What a buffoon. Any normal person would have left town in disgrace.

Anonymous said...

5:15 Spike strips is how I handle that on county roads... figure neighborhoods would be easier to target.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe it 5:15. One would think the stinker should be embarrassed!

Anonymous said...

Seriously. What kind of sick animal gets off crapping in peoples yards?!!!