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Sunday, July 27, 2014

Dissatisfied Man Sends Wife Horrific Sex-Life Spreadsheet

After being repeatedly denied sex from his wife, a man decided to start keeping track of all the times she denied his advances. He compiled all the information in a spreadsheet over the course of a month, then he emailed the data he had accumulated to her work email.

41 comments:

Anonymous said...

She needs to brainstorm for more creative excuses!

Anonymous said...

For the life of me, I can't figure out why this is such a problem for so many couples (me included). LOL. Fellas, we've been hoodwinked. They are all playing the role of mamasan just to get you down the aisle. lol. Different story as soon as you return from the honeymoon.

Anonymous said...

Wow. That's terrible. Nothing horrific about the LIST, what is horrific is his wife clearly not caring about his needs.

There is NOTHING more cruel that going into a marriage, which is also an agreement to be monogamous, then denying your partner their needs.

Women, pay attention. This is why your man steps out on you. The irony, is that you'll probably have the gall to get angry with him when he does.

Anonymous said...

and he wins d-bag hubby of the year. who would want to diddle this idiot who keeps a calendar on getting laid and then publishes it? he obviously has no respect for her or their marriage since he thinks sex is his #1 priority.
I hope she publishes the divorce papers.
once his name gets out, he won't be seeing any nookie for a long time, who would want to date someone like that.
if this is the extent of his problems, he is truly a blind idiot.

Anonymous said...

I can relate. I'm lucky if get it every six months. I now understand why some couples cheat. Doesn't make it right, but I can understand.

Anonymous said...

get used to it... most if not all women are like that...

At this point your luck she isn't out cheating on you... Either your relationship is stale or she is out running the town on you while your home...

Unless your like 50 or 60 years old then that is different...

Anonymous said...

Guess what,no sex for you!

"John" said...

This is why we need prostitutes, we must get it legalized, I'm tired of sneaking around and always afraid of getting arrested.

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of an old joke.

What do you feed a woman to stop her from having sex?

Wedding cake!

Anonymous said...

If any women were wondering why men cheat..

Anonymous said...

7:59, you didn't read the article. He sent it in an email to her, she published it "worldwide," her fail, not his. She probably tells all her friends all the issues in the marriage, maybe even the denials, he kept it between the two, she expanded it to everyone. I see situations like this all the time. Its also funny how women always say all men want is sex. But women oftentimes jump on the bandwagon to get everything else. Everything in a marriage is a circle. A give and take. Give respect to you husband, you get love in return. Husband give love to your wife, get respect in return. And it seems so much more these days, women use sex as a weapon. BTW, "These points cannot be argued."

Anonymous said...

The same reasons I don't like my wife. After she got her house and kids, and a job she liked, she decided she didn't HAVE to have sex anymore, as she apparently never liked sex to begin with (just like her father said about her mother) and just used it long enough to get what she wanted out of life; marriage, house, kids, security. I actually just hope she dies before me so I can be free to find someone who actually cares about me and my needs. She, like many women, was a deceiver and liar when she took the wedding vows. I on the other hand, was truthful when taking the oath, so I am stuck with her, waiting for her to die.

Anonymous said...

I am a woman who has been married over 30 yrs, I was having the problem of not getting it when I wanted it, I just got creative and now everything is just fine:). Men if you think going out on your wife is ok because you don't get it as often as you want, then you really don't know the meaning of marriage,It means you don't cheat. Try a set date night 1 or 2 times a week with "dessert" at the end.Put it on the calender.

Anonymous said...

I don't know which is more disturbing,the post or the comments.This has opened up a can of worms.

Anonymous said...

9:39, it isn't a can of worms, these comments summarize a lot of truth.
9:26, in reference to your (parentheses) my ex wife was supposedly sexually abused as a child, but she never really worked on getting that healed. Secular counseling for years yield no results, she wouldn't try Faith based counseling. Her family members that allegedly did the deeds, she still associates with, thus twisting the thorn even more. I was a coping mechanism for her pain, and as time went along, my newness wore off, and she went to other things, and so that is why she is an ex.

Anonymous said...

This supports my position that marriage licenses should last 3 to 5 years max with a clause to re-up. Both parties agree to sign up and you are good for another term.

If either or both exercise their right to end the contract an arbitrator splits everything up. No lawyers allowed.

Anonymous said...

a married couple go to a therapist to fix their problems. the therapist asks to see each one seperately to get both sides of the story before dealing with them jointly.

the man walks in first. he tells the therapist, "doc, my wife is crazy! she only wants to have sex THREE times a week! i cant live on this, i need more!" a few other details are exchanged and the man is excused.

the woman walks in. she tells the therapist, "doctor, my husband is nuts! can you believe he wants to have sex a whole THREE times a week?! hes a sex maniac i tell you!"


perception is everything!

Anonymous said...

My wife and I set aside two nights a week to go out for a candle light dinner with a few glasses of wine, and some slow dancing. She goes on Tuesdays and I go on Fridays.

Anonymous said...

he better watch out..she could start making lists too.

Anonymous said...

@9:26am Quick story: An uncle I was visiting about 8 years ago insisted that I take a short walk to see his property lines. I resisted but he insisted. As it turned out he needed someone to confide in. We were close and his temperament is closer to myself than my own father. He was angry that his wife of 40?years or so was insisting that he have another surgery on his heart that was more exploration than necessary. He had had many heart operations prior but did not want to have this one. He said to me during this walk, I'll tell you one _ _ thing, if I ever get out of this marriage, I'll never do it again. He caved in to her demands and had the operation and of course died. Unnecessary and all because she was making his life so miserable that he felt forced to do something that inside he knew he shouldn't do. The point being: If you are unhappy with those around you, walk away. It may seem scary, irresponsible by other peoples standards, but the instant you leave, you will feel yourself get your life back, like when you were young and free. I did just that back in 1985, at the end of my second marriage. I have been relationship free for almost 30 years and never happier. Fact not fantasy. Every day for me is saturday, I do what I want when I want. I don't do fake public things to pacify some other controlling apendage. Today there is never any problem with how I choose to spend my money, and no more of that, WE NEED TO TALK, which really meant she needed to talk and I was supposed to listen. I don't miss any of that unnecessary garbage. I've never looked back with wonder, on either marriage and can say the choices that I made in ending each marriage, was the right choice. I've had the fortune to watch as others signed up for my old job. I feel for them. I said the same about leaving if he's unhappy, to my uncle that day and hence the outcome. Don't stay unhappy, it's not necessary and does you, your children, your life, no real good. Change, any change, can make life better. Good luck 9:26!

Anonymous said...

It's no wonder why porn and sex toys are so popular!!!

Anonymous said...

That is why I say live with them for at least a year. Sorry goes against evrything my parents taught me. Oh yea they are divorced lol. I would not buy a new truck with out test driving it. On that point she may want a F-350 vs. a F-150 if you know what I mean lol. If you truly love someone you want to be with them not matter what. It is sad so many people say the is part of being married to fight all the time. Life is short dump her amd no more list.

Anonymous said...

Stay single my friends stay thirsty. Do what you want - when you want anytime you want - do drama - Just freedom.

lmclain said...

Maybe the man doesn't have the skills necessary to make sex something the woman will look forward to....
When a hundred men were asked if they were good in bed, 100 of them said "yes". That should tell you quite a bit.
Wham bam, thank you m'am may work on a one night stand, but not in a marriage.

Anonymous said...

I agree with 11:08. So many posts here about men not getting THEIR needs fulfilled. Maybe a bit more attention to their ladies needs during those encounters will result in much greater frequency.

Anonymous said...

@7:59, Ah, i see one of the withholding wives is here! With that atrocious grammar you're no prize pig yourself.

Anonymous said...

He's just not good at sex. If you're good, you never hear no. Fitting, since the population of true men is down 90%. It will get worse as they breed more pathetic men.

Anonymous said...

12:14 and 12:42, maybe if the wives would speak up and say what they like during the deed, "do this, do that, I like this, I like that" instead of just withholding completely. Liberalistic point of view towards political correctness has castrated men. Also, if the guy in the article had more practice and his wife was more supportive, maybe there wouldn't be an issue, ahhhh that darned relationship circle again. And again BTW, "these points cannot be argued."

Anonymous said...

There are many factors at work here. My wife was a beautiful girl who took great pride in herself and her appearance. After 35+ years together her family trait of depression and anger took control making me not want to have sex with her. The depression makes her tired so she lays in bed for days until she has to work.
Hold on, now I'm getting depressed. My life sucks.

Anonymous said...

2:47. I don't know about other wives, but my wife has no problem with the "do this, do that, I like this and I like that". All you have to do is "listen" and learn. Been listening for 21 years and completely satisfied.

Anonymous said...

26 comments I guess we all have more in common than we thought

Anonymous said...

Finally something we can't blame on Barak Obama.

Anonymous said...

12:40 birds of a feather huh.
I see nothing wrong with the commenters grammar, but you lack the ability to capitalize.
Pretty broad assumption to elude that it is a female making the comment.
And you are a foul mouthed pig yourself. At least they used comical language.
I predict you are celibate, not by choice and foresee that you will remain so with your attitude.

Anonymous said...


He desired to have sex with his wife. In the period he documented she copped a plea most times. He doesn't list any overtures from her.

I'm inclined to believe this general pattern has been in place with them for some period of time.

I think he took a positive and courageous step in gathering the data and then sharing it with her in order to get a discussion going.

Her response was to post it for the world. Generally I'm a marriage advocate; in this case his future is starkly laid out for him if he remains with her.

If she had other compelling virtues would he have made his list? 'Turn out the lights, the party's over'.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to hear from some of these poster's wives - I'll bet the other side of the story is equally enlightening. Personally, my wife is the best thing that ever happened to me.

Wife for many years said...

Why do I say no? Because I can't flip a sex switch to on. How about a little romance first, and I'm not talking about grabbing specific parts. Sex starts before the bedroom. Hold hands every now and then. Snuggle on the couch together. Give a kiss and hug without expecting anything.

Put me in the mood - BEFORE the bedroom.

Anonymous said...


With all comments considered here, both people married the wrong person and need to divorce and do "Do-overs" while time is of the essence.

Good thing there's no kids.

Anonymous said...

I must say this to the man , are both your hands broke?

Anonymous said...

@ Anonymous said...
I'd like to hear from some of these poster's wives - I'll bet the other side of the story is equally enlightening. Personally, my wife is the best thing that ever happened to me.

July 23, 2014 at 6:50 PM

You are a REAL man...thank you for not running off the cliff like the other lemmings that posted comments...my husband and I have been married for nearly 22 years, and we are more active now than ever--in fact, a friend of mine that has been married less than 2 years and she told me that they hardly ever spend "time" together. I feel sorry for all these miserable people--they have not found the right person to spend their lives with.

Anonymous said...

@4:01 PM

My wife and I have a great marriage. It's all about communication, both ways, and I can say that we are both very happy. Communication and being open is key.

Unfortunately, our story is NOT the norm, it is the exception. The stereo type is true for a reason. Too often women use sex as a weapon, alienating their spouses. Use it as a "chip" to get things, then blame it on the men for not "doing" extra things for them.

Face it, if before you get married sex is spontaneous and all the time, why would a man expect it to be anything else after he gets married.. but that mess changes, and wives make their husbands work even harder for less results.

Unfortunately, men either end up bitter and angry, which makes them communicate LESS, and/or they step out on their wives. It's hard to argue with the facts... and based on the posts here, I think they speak for themselves. I'm not saying it's right or it's o.k., I'm just pointing out the obvious truth.

There is NOTHING more cruel than binding someone to marriage then not taking care of their needs (and fantasies I'll add), AND holding them to be monogamous. Cruel. Downright evil, mean, and cruel.

Anonymous said...

Let me understand you don't like seeing dollars signs in your wife eyes the mother of your children. So what do you see in the eyes of a hooker? look for the dollar signs. When you cant have sex with out the little blue pill and your wife sex drive is at its highest you should worry if your going to a hooker she knows it. Just leave do yourself (her) a favor.