You’ve been awesome! Everyone knows that we start unwinnable wars with Israel because the real victory happens when you predictably side with us each time. And you’ve been so supportive of our strategy that we really want to acknowledge your helpfulness. In particular, we thank you for:
-Focusing so much more on our suffering than anyone else’s. Nigerians must die in far greater numbers before you take notice, so we’re glad that you value our lives so much more.
-Minimizing your coverage, if any, of our attacks that led up to Israel’s military response and generally providing so little context that outsiders think that Israelis kill Palestinians just for fun. We’re especially grateful to the French media for this. Their distortions of the conflict are so one-sided that they incite Muslims across France to attack Jews and synagogues, and that is welcomed by our anti-Semitic worldview (although, unfortunately, such attacks remind everyone why Jews need a state).
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I thought it was just a cease fire.
Obama looks really cute in his Hamas cheerleader uniform!
The Palestinian people are semites.
Idiots.
Who they hate are the Zionist Bankers who own Isra-hell and the United States of Isra-hell.
CNN=propaganda for pro Hamas lovers.
1:48
The Palestianian people are stupid. They voted in the Hamas even though they are terrorist. I guess they will have to live or die with their choice. Maybe they should stop firing rockets into Israel if they don't want them fired back at them.
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The Palestinian people are semites.
Idiots.
Who they hate are the Zionist Bankers who own Isra-hell and the United States of Isra-hell.
July 27, 2014 at 1:48 PM
I think you and the Obama and the rest of the Muslim lovers are idiots.
If you hate us so much then why don't you leave this country. Don't forget to take Obama with you.
If they don't have anything to hide then why are they hiding their faces?
My daddy told me once: If you punch a bigger guy in the nose, and he pulls out a baseball bat and hits you with it, don't go back for 2nds.
Hey, you Palestinians, if you want to stop the incredible bloodshed and loss of life in Gaza, then do this:
STOP LOBBING ROCKETS AT ISRAEL!
It's almost too simple.
For John Kerry: Why don't you try out some of your Peace-nik tactics of the 60's? They seemed to work so very well for you.
1:48, sorry you are an uneducated bigot.
The Bankers you speak of aren't Zionist, Jewish, Christian, Muslim, etc.
They all have the same religion:
Money and Power
11:48, u might want to educate yourself about the religion of the Fed's last few chairmen before insulting someone
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