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Monday, March 17, 2014

BREAKING NEWS: Jagger girlfriend found dead

A representative for rock legend Mick Jagger confirms that the body of a woman found Monday morning in a NYC apartment is the singer's longtime girlfriend, L'Wren Scott.

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

When coroner arrived he thought he had two dead, but it turned out Mick was just sleeping!

Barry-GAY-Obama said...

It was George Bushes Fault

Anonymous said...

Drugs

Anonymous said...

Found out he had more girlfriends.