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Tuesday, October 08, 2013

A MATURE INTERPRETATION OF THE BIBLE

In my mature years, I’m finally beginning to understand the Bible!
For those who haven’t heard, the State of Washington just passed two laws:

• Same-sex Marriage
• Legalized Marijuana

The fact that same-sex marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says:

“If a man lies with another man they should be stoned.” I just hadn’t interpreted it correctly before.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's some good light-hearted humor right there!

Anonymous said...

Not humor a fact.

Anonymous said...

Stoned? Sounds like something out of the quaran. Religion is the root of all evil.