I've Got A Bridge To Sell

We've all heard the jokes about someone having a bridge to sell, but one Russian man just turned those jokes into reality.According to a Russian news agency, the man didn't want to wait until a local bridge was on the market, so he hooked it up to his tractor and hauled it away to sell for scraps. However, police had no problem identifying the suspect, because they followed the drag marks directly to his home. Apparently, metal thefts in Russia are a huge problem, because this wasn't even the strangest. Russian news agencies say that previous thefts have included several locomotives, and even a special bike ridden by a circus bear.