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Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Company Sells Pork-Laced Bullets To Fight Islamic Terrorists

Dalton Gardens, Idaho (CBS SEATTLE) – An Idaho ammunition manufacturer has developed a new line of pork-laced bullets they hope will fight against Islamic terrorists – and keep them from going to heaven.

South Fork Industries of Dalton Gardens, Idaho, took traditional bullets and coated them in pork-infused paint to make them “haram,” or unclean, under Islamic law. The company’s website labels the “Jihawg Ammo” bullets as “Peace Through Pork” and a “peaceful and natural deterrent to radical Islam.”

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5 comments:

lic a-salam moe said...

Love this...do not tell our muslim prez...

Anonymous said...

You can clean your weapon and coat your ammo with pork lard.
This is a good way to keep rust from hurting your guns. A light coat on all ammo will help the brass and the lead.
Soldiers in the civil war used this method to help in rain and snow , very effective .
I might add , the post about pork-lased bullets is a good one , better than using a bomb.

Anonymous said...

We got Pork Patties and Ham Slices in our portable rations. The fat from the packing made a good bore lubricant and cleaning paste.

Jack K Richards said...

Now, lets use some

Anonymous said...

Would a cross made of 2 slices of bacon scare them off?