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Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Knuckleheads In The News

A) An Iranian man who robbed a bank after a fake sorcerer told him he was invisible. The man went into a bank and started snatching money from people's hands. The customers ganged up on him until the police arrived. He was arrested.

B) A Kentucky man who had a feast inside a grocery store. The 30-year-old ate 6 steaks, shrimp, and birthday cake. Then, washed it all down with some beer. He was found in the ceiling of the store the next day.

C) An Oregon man who tried to escape police by swimming across the Columbia River. The 20-year-old took cops on a car chase before crashing the car near the river. He got tired after trying to backstroke across the river, and asked police to save him. He was charged with vehicle theft and other charges.

Winner: A

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow! I went to page 9, and was only back to March??? It's hard to stop reading this stuff once you start!

Anonymous said...

How did B cook his steak?

Anonymous said...

the guy WAS invisible though! i was there. we just followed the money!