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Thursday, March 21, 2013

OBAMA’S LIMO BREAKS DOWN IN TEL AVIV AFTER REPORTED GAS SNAFU: SEE THE PICTURES!

Despite all its high-tech gadgetry, communications onboard, and defensive armored plating, the White House limo, known as “The Beast” failed to start this morning shortly before President Barack Obama landed in Tel Aviv.

With such a heavy payload – a full eight tons – it’s no wonder its fuel efficiency is only eight miles a gallon. But that point was made moot when the driver apparently filled it with the wrong fuel.

Israel’s Channel Two reported, “The Americans filled it up with diesel, rather than petrol,” suggesting a diplomatic incident was averted because it was the Americans’ fault, not Israel’s.

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12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just another example of the utter incompetence of the idiot in chief and everyone surrounding him. They don';t even have enough sense to put gas in a car.

Anonymous said...

These are the guys who weren't furloughed in the Great Sequester!

Anonymous said...


We've been saying all along that he surrounds himself with idiots!

Bushman said...

Like we all know.. this guy has figuratively and literally.. "run out of gas"...

Anonymous said...

Seems they did know how to put gas in the car. Only problem was it runs on diesel! Now I wonder how much this is going to cost us. Any car people out there? What happens when you put gas in a diesel engine?

Anonymous said...

Dear Dyslexia,
Putting diesel in a gas tank creates an explosive situation. Pumping the tank and refilling it with the proper fuel with a fuel pump is not that big of a chore, maybe 2 hours' shop time. Some recycling fees back at the refinery and shipping it there in 5 gallon cans is probably a 500 dollar day.
Then, the cost of refilling the tank, well, over there, I think it's about six bucks!

Anonymous said...

Can we please find someone who will represent our Country with dignity. I truly believe America is becoming joke to most other Nations. If this is the message we are sending to the world that we are too stupid to use the right fuel in our cars, we are a joke.

Anonymous said...

Don't they have any cars in Israel that Obama could have used instead of charging the taxpayer hundreds of thousands to ship that car over there? And his staff is so inept they put the wrong type of fuel in--well yeah that doesn't surprise me.

Anonymous said...

could not afford the gas prices.

Anonymous said...

Problem is, we don't know how long the engine was operated on gasoline... Just changing the fuel is not that big a deal, but running a diesel engine on gasoline will very quickly burn out the pistons and blow out all the seals. One minute of running time can turn the entire engine into junk.

Anonymous said...

Problem is, we don't know how long the engine was operated on gasoline.

It wasn't long. lol.

Can we fix it? YES we can!

Anonymous said...

Dear Dyslexias, (now plural), “The Americans filled it up with diesel, rather than petrol,”

Please think very hard on this one, and get back to me.

Yes, idiots ARE idiots when they keep on being stupid after the truth is pointed out to them!

Here's your first clue. Diesel caused the problem.
Here's your second clue:
It was petrol(gas)engine and tank

Here's your third clue: You are an idiot who can't comprehend written words.

Okay?

Therefore, for you, idiots ARE idiots!

Get it yet?

No, probably not....