Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under "Fiction".
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going Through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When done, you have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible... Is that true? Where is it?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt ..."
Q: How can I increase the heart rate of my over-60 year-old mate?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can I avoid that terrible curse of unsightly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..
Q: Why should 60-plus people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year Olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember all these!"
DelMarVa's Premier Source for News, Opinion, Analysis, and Human Interest Contact Publisher Joe Albero at alberobutzo@wmconnect.com or 410-430-5349
2 comments:
Funny, but one correction- Matthew 14 only has 36 verses, not 92. Mary and Joseph fleeing to Egypt is mentioned in Matthew 2:14 "When he arose, he took the young child and his mother by night, and departed into Egypt" (KJV) Funny but it doesn't mention an ass at all. LOL LOL
12:00 PM
I guess the joke went right over your head.
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