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Monday, January 02, 2012

Sci-Fi Brothel To Open In Nevada

An infamous entrepreneur plans to open the Alien Cathouse, located 90 miles from Las Vegas.
Hey gents, have you ever found yourself jealous of Captain James T. Kirk and his, …er intergalactic conquests? Do you longingly watch Jabba the Hutt’s dancing slave (her name is Oola, if you’re interested) and wonder, what if? Do you long to go where no man has gone before? Well, once a new sci-fi brothel opens in Nevada, you can.

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