An elderly man suffered a massive stroke. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room in short time. After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER doctor appeared wearing his scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid Grandpa is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating."
"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock. "We've never had a Democrat in the family before!"
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1 comment:
truer words were never spoken !!!
dems:
lights on but nobody's home.
toothpick doesn't come out clean.
elevator doesn't go to the top.
you get the picture.
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