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Friday, October 14, 2011

Occupy Wall Street: The T-Shirt

"It's time, the anger is boiling over and we're sick of being taken advantage of and taken for granted! Occupy Wall Street! It is time to stop the greed and bring about real social change," so states what sounds like a passionate tweet from a 19-year-old New York University undergrad skipping her sociology classes to camp out on Wall Street. Instead, this mini-manifesto is the product description for a preshrunk, durable, 100 percent cotton T-shirt from Café Press, which will help you "look cool without breaking the bank," for a mere $28 (unless you want a 3XL, which will cost you three bucks more). And if a T-shirt isn't your thing, you can order "Occupy Wall Street" bags, mugs, water bottles, maternity wear, laptop skins, or performance dry T-shirts, in case you need to take a jog and express your distaste of greedy bankers, all the while hiding your sweaty armpits.

No, you, too, can Occupy Wall Street - all without leaving the comfort of your couch!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

ha ha You had to know it was coming. That's the beauty of the free market.

Anonymous said...

Buy, buy, buy - those greedy damn capitalist, entrepreneurial pigs need your cash. $28 for an $8 T-shirt. Cafe Press knows it when they see dumb suckers in action

Anonymous said...

They should take the profits from the shirts and pay off someone's student loan.

Anonymous said...

Tell you what Cafe Press is overprised junk and I will never buy from them again. Bought a t-shirt form them and it took over two weeks to get it, RIDICULOUS!!
Anybody buys one for Occupy Wall Street might get when its OVER!!