Hef's '2 Seconds' In The Sack? An Unlikely Issue At 85

Sexpert notes Viagra-poppers usually have quite the opposite problem

Say it ain’t so, Hef!

Crystal Harris, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner’s former fiancé, told Howard Stern that Hef has the sexual staying power of a high school freshman. Hef, she said, lasted “like, two seconds.” 

Hefner denied the diss in a tweet — and there's actually good reason to believe him.

Aside from providing evidence that Hef’s taste in women is slipping in his old age, Harris’ statement is pretty unreliable as evidence that Hef is a premature ejaculator because in reality, older men, and especially old men — and let’s face it, at 85 Hef is an old man — typically last longer in the sack.

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