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Thursday, May 05, 2011

The Obama Administration’s Cloud Of Confusion Explained

Okay, what do we have here:

1) There was a firefight.

2) There was no firefight.

3) Bin Laden was “resisting.”

4) Bin Laden wasn’t armed. (Makes the concept of “resisting” interesting.)
[4.a) And the newest one: the SEALS thought bin Laden was reaching for a weapon.]

5) He used his wife as a shield.

6) His wife was killed too.

7) He didn’t use his wife as a shield. She ran at a SEAL who shot her in the leg, but she’s fine.

8 ) Some other woman — the maid? — was used as a shield. By somebody. Downstairs.

9) That other woman — downstairs — was killed.

10) Maybe not. She was killed unless she wasn’t — and who was she, anyway?

11) Bin Laden’s son was killed.

12) Unless it was some other guy.

13) Bin Laden’s daughter saw him get killed. She’s undoubtedly traumatized, poor dear.

14) They were going to capture Bin Laden until the problem with the helicopter, which was:

A) It had mechanical trouble
B) It did a hard landing
C) It crashed
D) It clipped a wall with a tail rotor, effectively a crash

15.) They were never going to try to capture him; it was always a kill mission.

16.) No, it wasn’t.

17) The chopper blew up.

18) The SEALs blew it up.

19.) Panetta said yesterday the world needed proof and the photo would be released.

20.) Obama said today in an interview he taped with Steve Kroft for “60 Minutes” to be broadcast Sunday that it won’t be released. It’s too gruesome, would offend Muslim sensibilities (something he worries about a lot — I personally do not give a warm fart on a wet Wednesday about Muslim sensibilities), and how would Americans feel if Muslims released pictures of dead Americans?

21.) Kroft — who’s not a total idiot — pointed out that ever since “Black Hawk Down” days, Muslims have been doing precisely that, filming American bodies being dragged through the streets, filming Daniel Pearl’s head being cut off, filming any and everything.

22) Obama gets pissed at CBS, the tape gets cleaned up, that question disappears. (Inside info.)

23.) We got a “treasure trove” of stuff from hard drives, etc.

24.) There were no phone lines, and no internet access at the “mansion,” they didn’t even have TV — what “treasure trove?”

25.) There is obviously in the pictures of the place a large satellite dish. I guess they used it for making salads.

26.) And now, just today: apparently the idea was to capture him, but only if he was naked. There was a suspicion he might be wearing a suicide bomber type explosive vest, or belt. So if he’s not naked and you can’t see if he has a vest on or not – shoot him.

The idiot Carney — they actually managed to find someone who makes Gibbs look good — is currently twisting himself into knots trying to explain why the photograph that the whole world was expecting isn’t going to be released. (Obviously the thing to do is get Trump on the case, he’ll force Obama to release it.)

The military did great, the administration — or whatever that bunch is, kind of like “The Little Rascals” — have managed to turn it into spaghetti. The story has changed so many times in the course of a mere three days it’s a joke — the world would be better off if Panetta had left the little shitwit on the golf course.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

The present administration(obama)is nothing more than a mess of lies. That's why it's so confusing , the public will buy into this crap , I don't know why.
I wonder who , if anyone , was buried at sea.
I don't believe anything obama says . It's a culture thing. I've said it before , there are 2 types of people in this country Racist and liars , that goes for blacks and whites.
obama it an admitted racist along with his wife.

Anonymous said...

I do believe that OBL is dead, and to a certain degree I understand the confusion as to exact details of the operation. I also believe that the death photos need to be released. Had we been able to carry this mission out in the first year after 9/11 it would have been one thing but for nearly 10 yrs OBL has been a ghost a boogie man hiding in the closet, under the bed, in a cave. We have lost freedoms, peace of mind, we have lost Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Brothers, Sisters as a direct result of this man and his misbegotten followers. Some of the cost to the American people can be measured in the Billions of dollars spent, other cost the blood shed, lives lost can never be fully accounted for. Obama claims he fears to show the death photos because they could incite revenge guess what with or without a published photo that is a real possibility. Too gruesome, offend sensibilities get real the photos would send a clear message F@%# with the USA and this is what you have to look forward to. It is reported Obama and the CIA have KNOWN since at least last Aug. where OBL was living but Obama waited until his "numbers" needed a boost, until he needed a rabbit to pull out of the hat to try and keep his cushy address for another 4 to pull the trigger. The people are speaking we want access to the proof Washington needs to listen, after all they are servants of the people a fact that many elected office holders on every level seem to forget as soon as the votes are counted.

lastword said...

I personally do not give a warm fart on a wet Wednesday about Muslim sensibilities), and how would Americans feel if Muslims released pictures of dead Americans?

I hear ya. Back when this 'war' started, they were continually posting video of decapitations. Hanging them from bridges, etc.

I understand this is a 'terrorism war' instead of a 'conventional war', (as if) and things may seem screwy at times, but come on. Changing the story so many times, in so little time, makes one wonder what the truth really is. Something that is consistant with this admin.

Our custom is to have a viewing, watch the burial then have a wake. I doubt any of those ...enemy, do that for the ones they kill.

Bunch of bs.

Anonymous said...

Like much of the Kennedy documents are still classified because it's too much for us simple people to understand?

Theories come from both the left and right. Americans are used to conclusive evidence.

The Teacher said...

Ever since he got into office everything he does has a double meaning or multiple meanings.

This is a pretty common mentality among the persons who have less than an 8th grade education; like Obama.
Where is his education documents?

Anonymous said...

In all of this, I miss Robert Gibbs! Notice how Obama becomes unglued if anyone dare challenges him or questions him, his decisions or his authority? The media hype is working- we are distracted by the conversations surrounding OBL and the birth certificate. Now, watch as the other hand plays into the Sorros wet dream of a single monetary unit and a one world order, free of borders!
Come back Robert Gibbs- help your buddy Carney out!

Sgt USMC said...

You forgot the part about the "burial". OBL was burried in accordance with Muslim tradition... Well not really, the only way it could be described as in accordance with muslim tradition is that it was done within 24 hours of death. Since there is no way to determine which way that sack of potatoes sank, who knows if he is truly facing Mecca or not... Which is a key in Muslim burial practices...

Anonymous said...

Who gives a flying fart which way bin Laden is facing except the people that supported his actions against America.

They don't care about our people.

I wish we would get more aggresive and care less about the "sensetivities" of our enemy.

Anonymous said...

All Administrations lie. This is America. What would you expect?

UBL was dead a long time ago and this simple fact makes it very difficult to convince American Public that he was killed on May Day.

So the whole story is a lie - not because UBL is still alive, but rather, because he has been dead for a long time.

lastword said...

Since there is no way to determine which way that sack of potatoes sank, who knows if he is truly facing Mecca or not... Which is a key in Muslim burial practices...

lol that's funny. I never thought of that