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Tuesday, February 02, 2010

AND WHO SAYS WE'RE NOT RICH!!!

Silver in the Hair

Gold in the Teeth.

Stones in the Kidneys

Sugar in the Blood.

Lead in the Ass.

Iron in the Arteries..

And an inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas.

I never thought I'd accumulate such wealth...

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