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Friday, January 22, 2010

BEWARE-- NEW DISEASE!!

READ AND TAKE NECESSARY CORRECTIVE ACTION.

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through ignorant, promiscuous, and irresponsible behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectem and pronounced "gonna re-elect 'em."

Many victims contracted it in 2008, after having been "brainwashed" with promised change and then screwed. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how widespread this disease has become since it is so easily cured.....by voting out all incumbents!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Doesn't matter anymore, corporations will now control who gets elected.

Anonymous said...

Obamacare won't be able to cure this crap.

Anonymous said...

Hey it worked for George Bush. Why shouldn't it work for this idiot too?

Anonymous said...

9:38

Obama has been attacking corporations for a year now. How's the job market looking dumbass?

Anonymous said...

only 155 Seats up for grabs left!!!