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Monday, November 02, 2009

Eastern Shore Redneck Special Forces (ESRSF)]

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the Eastern Shore Redneck Special Forces (ESRSF)

These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1.. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday

21 comments:

Reconciled1 said...

#5 made me laugh thanks

How appropriate was my verification word

preti -as in you sure are preti

Anonymous said...

And they come from Perryhawkin

Anonymous said...

After they finished the job, Obama would take away their guns.

Anonymous said...

Crazy Right Wing Extremist

Anonymous said...

can i join , please?

Anonymous said...

Heck yeah when do we leave ???

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

sounds like a plan to me!!!

Anonymous said...

We need a couple of them guys round here! clean up some trash!!

Anonymous said...

red white and blue !!!!!!!!!!!!lets get r done !!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

How did ya get my pitcher? I be goin skwerel huntin.

Anonymous said...

10:39 is an Obama kool aid drinker.

Anonymous said...

10:39 calling someone who enjoys his 2nd ammendment right a "Crazy Right Wing Extremist" really shows how you liberals don't want anyone to have rights.
10:39 if you don't like guns then fine, don't own one and don't go to shooting ranges, but don't you DARE tell me that I shouldn't have one you commie bastard!

Anonymous said...

Looks like a family reunion in Willards.

Willards Boy brings home a very pretty smart girl. The Father stares at her for about three minutes and asked "Has she had sex with her brothers and father yet?" The son replies no way dad !!!!

The replies " Ifin she aint goodenuff for her own kin she aint goodnuff for ours, get her outta here"

Anonymous said...

3:56~Thats disgusting!

Anonymous said...

That's my cousin. Don't come messin' 'round Willards, ya hear. LOL

Anonymous said...

Hey Now! I am a Willards girl and I take offense......a little ;)

Sometimes it does become too much for even me to tolerate but they are mostly just a bunch of good ole boys. Not that I ever dated one but, everybody's gotta have somebody to love!!

If the rednecks are willing to go, hell, why not try it out! It can't hurt.....LOL

countrygirl@heart

Chimera said...

We need them HERE!Nobodys going to rob a bank when theres a big ole Bubba outside perched on the bumper of a dually hitching up his britches with one hand and wielding a semiautomatic with the other!

Anonymous said...

You know, this isn't a bad idea. Very funny.

Anonymous said...

I think the good ole boys need to get some control over the crime in Salisbury.Take out a few that think their bad asses and it will start to decrease. Oh I forgot , Chief says the crime ain't that bad.

Anonymous said...

Afganistan? how about deploying them around salisbury?