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Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Suicidal Muslims

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide... Let's see now.....

No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No Nude Women
No car races
No football
No soccer
No golf
No tailgate parties
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No nachos
No Beer nuts
No Beer !!!!!!!!

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave...
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

NUFF SAID!!!!!

dogg said...

I'm ready to kill myself just reading this.

dogg

Anonymous said...

How depressing, Give me the gun now !!!!

Anonymous said...

want to die? Just walk through Salisbury

Anonymous said...

It's already been said but I don't think I would want to live on if this is what I would have to deal with.

Muslim Shabab said...

Hello. I am a Muslim. Some of the things here are written in very PERVERTED and TWISTED manner and presented in a very strange style as if we Muslims live in 1400 old time. Amazing. Some of the others are totally WHITE LIES. What I can say about them, I really leave it on the observation of those who have met Muslims, have been to Islamic countries, who really know Islam or are Muslims. Islam and Muslims are living best lives in their communities, families, countries and they are getting cheapest and best education with many credible and just institutions and have full freedom for sports and games. Remember, a person who is NOT A MUSLIM can never say these things are a part of ISLAM or not. Muslims gave the concept of WELFARE state and many things which you follow like Police, Jails, Cantonments, Monetary Units, Paved Roads, Guns etc. They were pioneers in the field of Medical Science including optometry, circulatory system, mathematics, chemistry and physics. Even many modern science words are taken from Latin, Greek and Arabic. Ottoman empire ruled for most time among other empires unlike ROMAN, PERSIAN, GREEK, SPAIN, GREAT BRITISH empires. This all was not possible if Muslim had been killing humans. We have the ways and method to do wars and how to treat POWs. In history Muslims have not killed any civilian in war and we never thought about making WMD unlike many super powers of today. Jihad means defense (shield) not offence (sword.) Therefore never believe such web sites because there are authentic websites which state the crimes associated with Christian or Secular societies UNLIKE Muslim society. IF some time is spent reading HISTORY and islamic jurisprudence, things are clear. I wish people should believe after they study from AUTHENTIC Resources instead of such fake websites. Peace be upon those who followed guidance.

Anonymous said...

You may be right but in today's world the minority few rule which is not the way it should be. You never hear anything about good muslim's. Only bad ones. So, it's hard not be be a little prejudice toward muslim ideologies.