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Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Useful Medical Information

If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms
occur:

"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanuel, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"

If that doesn't scare the crap out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.






There is no need to thank me for this advice; I'm just doing
a public
service.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

That'll give you diarrhea!

citygoer said...

This method has worked better than raw broccoli. Thanks Joe for this useful info.

Anonymous said...

Remind youself as to how we arrived @ this constipation - 8 years of Geo. Dubya an MBA - Who sold out to Big Oil, Prarmasutical Co.s & the Insurance Industrie ...