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Thursday, June 04, 2009

THE NEW GM CAR (GOVERNMENT MOTORS)

In a special news conference yesterday, Government Motors announced its new concept car...

The new GM (Government Motors) proudly introduces the 2010 Obama...






This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns.

It comes complete with two Teleprompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations.

The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the "happy" Democrat owners.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

"This car runs on hot air and broken promises."

So it's made by GWB motors then??

Anonymous said...

Forgot to mention in the AD-it's only $40,000 due to prevailing wages legislation and EPA regs. You can get the foot pedal version for $36,999.

Anonymous said...

Will it at least get us out of Iraq?

Anonymous said...

You laugh...I want that cute thing!

Anonymous said...

Oh snap! I see violations all over that car! no turn signals, side markers or seat belts. Better not roll through Salisbury. Officer would get his 8 and 10 quick! Yeah, thats right. Got to get 8 citations and 10 warnings per month. Its department standards. Screw all the fights, robberies and shootings. Get those stats or you will get written up!

Anonymous said...

I miss G.W.B. he was at least honest and protected the country I miss capitalism .

Anonymous said...

1:21,

What color is the sky in your world?