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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Through The Eyes Of The Mayor


Look at Chiefy in his GQ suit. You heard me, start the car, I'll be out there in a minute. Mike Lewwwwiss, Mike Lewwwwiss, Mike Lewwwwiss, thhhhinks he's all dat! How many fffingers does he have ups? Who's that, let me write his name down. Oh look, a chicken! Whoops, dats not a ccchhicken, dats chiefffy. Dat Mikey sure is cute though. Whoopsiedaisy, who puts dat in front of my foot. Where'sss the door. Ssstuuupid door. I TOLD YOU TO PUT ON THE HEATED SEATS, IDIOT!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

that's funny

Anonymous said...

hahaha. Thats way to funny.

Anonymous said...

Maybe that's why she spends so much money, she's seeing double and triple of what is really there. ROFL This is to funny. Thanks for the laugh.

Anonymous said...

Alan you cant get respect unless you dress the part. Take me for example. I'm the man and I can walk the walk and talk the talk. To me it come natural because I'm a leader. You can wear a suit, because it give off the Kojak vibe. We've gotta get you into the groove man. Your at rock bottom man.
First of all you gotta dump your girl Barrie. She rules you man. You gotta be your own man. Next you have to get a sharp uniform , so the men know who you are. Show up at some scenes and do some real police work. Act like you know what to do for goodness sakes. Grow some lock to really shed the Kojak look buddy. The most impotant thing you can do is communicate with Joe at SBYNEWS. Get the word out to the community and you'll see results.
I dont share my secrets with many people, but you are in bad shape buddy. You see I'm a leader and thats what leaders do.

Anonymous said...

Mike is looking awaful buff. I think he had one of those power suits on under his uniform. Rumor is he was out in the parking lot benching cars before he went in.

Anonymous said...

Look at Mike's arms and biceps, then look at the chief's even with a coat on hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

That is one pretty man !!!

Anonymous said...

WOW, webster is showing the most disrespectfull thing someone can do,,,, look where his hands are while Lewis is talking. He should just turn around, back to Lewis while talking. What a shame Webster. And you lead (88) officers? wtf man!! Lead by example??? Mofo, do you even talk to your officers? Do you even attend roll call? What do you do for your officers man??? Officers would like to know!! What team are you on dude? You show up at 8:01for the pay check and dart out at 3:59. What are you doing? You are about to lose a few good officers and keeping the officers that no other pd's want. Wake up man, your people are unhappy. What is it going to take man...WAKE UP!