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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 a nd 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes like Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts....

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

My ex was Antarctica.

Anonymous said...

2:30 pm.
LMAO

Anonymous said...

OMG, I LOVE 50 yo women!

Anonymous said...

My boyfriend and I laughed out loud on this one...so cute...and he totally agreed with the geography of men;) I believe he said aw yes...Us men are simple creatures.