A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents..
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!' The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy
quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'
The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'
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18 comments:
That is a terrible thing to post on a serious source for news. I'm surprised!
Anon 8:04 are you kidding? That was funny as hell.
8:04 am chill ! A little humor never hurts.
Oh come on 8:04
You have to have thing to make you laugh every now and then to make the day better i mean its gotta be bad to be serious all the time, Where's The Fun In That!!!
**something** not thing
sometimes you need a little humor to forget for a second the slum this town is turning into, sometimes i come to this page just to see what kind of humor is up for the day=)
8:04 - Go get lost on another blog somewhere. This is funny. Loosen up just a little! Can't be serious all the time - life would just be dull, wouldn't it? Joe don't pay attention to 8:04, just keep on keepin on.
8:04 is right...not everyone wants to read something like this, especially if you are coming to this site just to keep up with the latest news. Say all you want about the Daily Times, you would never see this in their paper. If this is to be a news site, let's keep it professional and keep the humor clean. This is a little over the top.
I don't care who you are, this is funny and SBY News is not just a news source, it's Joe's blog and if he feels like making me LOL twice this morning (read the chili cook-off) then Joe can!!! I thnk I read something like this somewhere else but I still fell for it...LOL funny stuff:)
ahaha, that joke is classic. Lighten up and enjoy the ride a little
9:57- You're right, it is Joe's blog....but if it is being advertised as the best news site for Salisbury (which it is), it should be a little more professional.
8:04 & 9:12
Well if you dont like the material on here don't come here. Go get a Daily times and find out the news from them.... 3 days later. As Joe once said...click on the X in the top right corner and send your comments to the complaint department
Yeah, loosen those butt cheeks a little, willya 8:04? What's wrong with a little humor? It's Joe's blog, and Joe's call. You know about that little X in the top right corner of your screen, don't you?
The newspapers have the cartoon section, do they not? If you are not interested in a particular section of the paper than you just don't read it. Same applies here, just read what you are interested in and skip the rest. I thought it was hilarious by the way.
OMG, at least he was going about it the right way. Condoms, yes! AIDS NO! It should be a lesson. Don't stick your head in the sand folks.
As Larry the Cable Guy says...'I don't care who you are, that there is funny'!
Every NEWS paper in the country in the country has a comic section.
That was your comic for the day!
8:04, in literature this is called comic relief. Shakespeare often used it in his plays, usually just after a traumatic event like a murder, to ease the tension a little. With all the bad things going on around us, this little joke does lighten the mood. Of course, I guess "condoms" and "making love" might be X-rated!
I think you all just got trolled by 8:04...
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