- Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
- The next time you feel like complaining, remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30% of hungry people in this world.
- Ever notice that the people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets are always complaining that they are broke and not feeling well?
- No one listens until you make a mistake.
- Beware of the toes you step on today. Those toes could be attached to the ass you may have to kiss tomorrow.
- Despite the cost of living, it remains very popular.
3 comments:
Sometimes we are the bug, sometimes we are the windshield.
Sometimes other peoples stupidity is staggering.
If you believe that no one ever thinks of you? Try missing a car payment.
If swimming is such good exercise to make you slim and trim, What's the deal with whales?
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