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Thursday, November 20, 2008

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!! ROBBERY/SHOOTING

This Just In! There has been a Robbery/Shooting in the Salisbury Trailer Park and Clover Street. Everyone is on their way to the scene right now. One person has been shot and the suspect is at large. If I get any further details I'll post them immediately. More to come.........

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I heard someone got shot in the butt. How in the world does that happen?

Anonymous said...

LOL... he was shot in the ass

Anonymous said...

Get your drugs from the doctors, like everybody else does, ha,ha...

Anonymous said...

The drug pushers are trying to improve their image..lol
They are called Dr. Pusher or
Street Pharmacists. They deliver too! Faster than Dominos..a lot less than 30 minutes..that is if you have the cash.
Bust them all! And a shot in the ass is what they all need.

Anonymous said...

Another shooting in the city limits? Just how many is that for 2008? That is combined city police with the WCSO?