To my darling husband,
Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Walmart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you.
Your loving wife.
XXX
Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Walmart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you.
Your loving wife.
XXX
P.S. Your girlfriend called.
10 comments:
Ceiling looks OK! Can Simpsons handle this?
Looks like a War of the Roses scenario!
Carrie Underwood got even...
Oh that poor Ferrari!
I got insurance for the cars...just don't hurt my johnson.
ROFLMAO!
Revenge is sweet!
I would do that, and then some.
I wish I had thought of this. I certainly would have made me feel better.
very few wives ever find out.however,even fewer husbands find out.
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