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Sunday, July 28, 2019

Wild horse kicks swimsuit-clad tourist in the groin

A tourist learned the hard way why it’s important not to ignore local warnings.

Footage of the beach-goer in a skimpy swimsuit showed him trying to pet a wild horse at a beach, only to find out why locals advise against it. As the man touched the animal, it kicked him in one of the most painful places for a man to get hit.

The incident occurred on Assateague Island, located off the coast of Maryland, The Sun reported. It has not been reported if the man was injured in the incident, although the footage showed him falling to the ground in pain.

More/video here

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/wild-horse-kicks-tourist-groin-maryland-beach

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

They don't call falling to the ground in pain, injured?

Anonymous said...

He was just horsing around...

Anonymous said...

Until the rangers start handing out tickets, this will continue. .

Anonymous said...

So how many of you dudes watched this and you suddenly jerked to the side unconsciously at the moment of impact?

Anonymous said...



Holy scrambled eggs Batman!

Anonymous said...

Hilarious. Stupid touron. It is a WILD pony.

Jersey boy said...

You just can’t fix stupid!
Or maybe he just didn’t see the 10x10 foot sign and all the other signs saying to stay clear of the horses.
OH, I’M SORRY, THOSE SIGNS WERE ALL INTENDED FOR EVERYONE ELSE, NOT HIM.

Anonymous said...

Missed his package by inches.

TheRealRay said...

But hey, that's what you get when you vote Democrat...

Anonymous said...

It brightens my day every time I hear about one of these dumbass tourists who get kicked or bitten.

Anonymous said...

Maybe if they paint a warning on the side of every horse...

Anonymous said...

Guy deserved it, wearing that ridiculous bathing suit.

Anonymous said...

Left nut, meet left hoof.

Anonymous said...

I Love It. Proves that "morons" that can't read gets their just rewards. Just another warning to quit crowding the Eastern Shore with "morons".

Anonymous said...

capture a maryland memory!

Anonymous said...

Watt's wrong with those Natural Resources police. Give that horse a ticket, can't just kick the habit on the beach.

Anonymous said...

He didn't miss, the package will be at least ten times the size it was before he got kicked.

Anonymous said...

numb nuts....

Anonymous said...

Give that horse an award and a treat. He did something we all would like to do to some tourist and got away with it!

Bobby said...

Kill this horse just like when a bear attacks a person! We need to put a stop to these vicious attacking horses ASAP! I bet this horse is a Democrat and the guy was a white Republican. This is clearly a "Hate Crime". Just seeing the video I need to go to my safe place and color while holding my blankie.

Anonymous said...

Do not pet the ponies it says everywhere.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! I read this blog because of people like you.

Anonymous said...

Oh stop! I'm crying laughing.

Anonymous said...

Back in the late sixties, I had a Summer job as a park attendant at Assateague State Park. People were getting kicked and bit back then too. There's was always someone that would attempt to ride wild ponies every year, usually drunk males. Park signs didn't deter any idiots from trying to interact with the horses. Some things never change...

Anonymous said...

July 22, 2019 at 12:02 PM:

Hey dumb ass, it's people giving wild horses treats that keeps then coming around people. The people get hurt, duh.

Anonymous said...

Given the ridiculous bathing suit, I bet he was European, and likely couldn't read the signs, but aren't they illustrated as well?

Anonymous said...

Or a Québécois....

Anonymous said...

Bet he never tries to pet a wild horse again.

Anonymous said...

Not the first, won't be the last.

Anonymous said...

That's A DUMB tourist !!!