No need to be terrified into turning away from Democrats’ agenda by its application in other countries; officials assure us that Venezuelan shelves are empty not because socialism has been imposed but due to the traditional capitalist sin of gluttony:
Venezuela’s former Vice President turned Minister of Education Elías Jauaclaimed in remarks this weekend that the country’s depleted supermarkets would be full of food if people did not eat so much.
Jaua praised the socialist Bolivarian Revolution for bestowing upon the People the “right to eat meat, chicken, milk, that they did not have ten, 14 years ago.” Back then it was the other way around; they had the food, but allegedly no right to eat it. Now they have the right, but no food.
Bellows Jaua:
“If the Venezuelan people did not eat, surely the shelves would be full.”
Not even Bernie Sanders could top this logic.
Fortunately, the government’s subjects are learning not to eat so much, thanks to theMaduro Diet, which resulted in the average Venezuelan losing 24 pounds last year. If they get peckish, they can always snack on some zoo animals.
On a tip from Dragon’s Lair.
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4 comments:
Makes me think about EBT'ers buying crap and then crabs!
It's like when Bernie sanders said waiting in line for food was a good thing. He said this while eating a 250 dollar lunch in NYC.
Off with his head!
When they swarm a store that just had a delivery, the Army shows up and opens fire on them with live ammo.
The citizens can only throw rocks. They have been disarmed. Starving and powerless to do anything about it.
Otherwise, THAT government would have fallen a couple of years ago.
THAT, cheerleaders, is a lesson to learn.
Keep cheering.
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