ID of Body

Jon died in a fire and his body was burned badly.

The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Zeke and Sheldon.The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunt camp.

Zeke arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Zeke declared, `Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.`

The mortician rolled him over and Zeke said, `Nope, ain't Jon.`

The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Sheldon in to confirm the identity of the body. Sheldon looked at the body and said, Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.` The mortician rolled him over and Sheldon said, `No,
it ain't Jon.`

The mortician asked, `How can you tell?` Sheldon said, `Well, Jon had two a$$-holes.`

`Yup, we never seen `em. But everybody used to say, `There's Jon with them two a$$-holes."

Zeke and Sheldon are both employed by the U.S. Congress.