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Friday, June 30, 2017

THERE IS HOPE: Study Reports Older Folks Having More Sex Have Better Brain Function

For all you men out there 50 and older, you have a new weapon to use with your wives and girlfriends to persuade them to have sex with you.

According to a study published this week in The Journals of Gerontology, Series B: Psychological and Social Sciences, the more sexual activity those over 50 have, the more their brain function improves.

The research tested 73 people between the ages of 50 and 83 who participated in a standardized test to measure attention, memory, verbal fluency, language and visuospatial ability. The most improved brain function as a result of more sex came in verbal fluency and visuospatial tests, especially verbal fluency.

So if you women out there prefer the strong, silent type, avoid sex with him; he may unleash a torrent of words if you get frisky.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I feel you and for the betterment of humanity I am available for research

Anonymous said...

It should be made available through Medicare.

Anonymous said...

Wel, that explains why Chip Leonard and all those other old men were meeting with a "prostitute" at the Hampton Inn. Remember, they just got busted two weeks ago and it was all over this blog. Their defense, in court, will be that they were trying to "improve brain function". Hahaha. They were worried about their "head" alright. Just not their BRAIN!!'