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Wednesday, February 01, 2017

WBOC Just Can't Stop Talking About Red Panda

If you've been following WBOC over the past FIVE DAYS, there's a red panda that they claim escaped from a zoo in Virginia. WBOC is so concerned, I think they actually believe so many people from Virginia are watching their program, (NOT) and their unending broadcasts will help people to recognize what a red panda looks like. I guess there's that possibility the panda hitched a ride to the Eastern Shore and we'll recognize it and turn it in. 

Look, the animal did not escape. As most of you know, my Wife worked at the Salisbury Zoo for 18 years. Animals like this do NOT escape. Someone left the gate open and it simply walked out. OR, it was killed and they're trying to cover their rear end. 

Nevertheless WBOC, WE GET IT! The Panda story was burned out days ago, let it go. Maybe you can cover the MURDER that happened in Salisbury and all the other CRIME you've conveniently dismissed the last few days. 

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

How many people does it take to read the news off a teleprompter???? This morning WBOC had 3 news readers, 1 weatherman and 1 sports guy....DAMN, they are not even reporters.......they are news readers!!!! They will have to go to a WIDE SCREEN SHOT with all those people at the desk!!!! Wonder what that payroll was???? Somebody getting ready to be replaced.....

Anonymous said...

More Panda! We want more Panda!

Anonymous said...

This animal is known to be very vicious and will attack anyone and anything , the public needs to be aware that it could swim the bay with no problem and and kill crush and destroy the WBOC listening public. Lock your doors and windows . Don't worry about the gangs and the people killing each other in da bury .

Anonymous said...

THATS bc animals like bs non news it puts them to sleep.

Anonymous said...

WBOC believes in doing the same thing over and over and over and over and over again...again...again...again.

Take a guess at what's the definition of insanity??

Yeah.

Anonymous said...

Like i said they dont report all the crimes that should be on our news there talking about goats pandas cats n dogs and wrong weather

Anonymous said...

The only crime on the Eastern shore is in Delaware from watching wboc. Why do they call themselves a Salisbury station, when they only report Delaware news? So tired of it started watching 47, less Delaware coverage.

Anonymous said...

They're just "pandaring" to their shrinking audience.

Anonymous said...

quit following the Panda poop trail and get on with the real news.