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Monday, January 23, 2017

Super Bowl Tickets

My friend has two tickets for the 2017 SUPER BOWL, both box seats. He paid $4,500 for each ticket. But he didn't realize last year, when he bought them, that the game was going to be on the same day as his scheduled wedding. If you're interested, here’s a good deal for someone who'll take his place.

It's at Temple of God Church, in Ft Myers at 3pm. Her name is Rosemary, she's 5’ 2", about 120 lbs, very pretty, and an excellent cook. She'll be the one in the white dress.


Jamall said...

She sounds good to me!

Anonymous said...

LOL man is that ever funny!!! Definitely don't sell the tickets.