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Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Just In From The DNC: BREAKING: Trump hauls in over $16 MILLION in his best 24 hours of fundraising ever

We can’t make heads or tails of this.

After Trump’s debate performance last night, we were feeling pretty good.

But this brought us back to reality:

Trump’s campaign has raked in over $16,OOO,OOO in the last 24 hours… and just announced they’re about to BREAK RECORDS.

Look -- this is bad. It means our momentum from last night is all but eliminated.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

More baloney from your fiends at the DNC.

Anonymous said...

It is a script and these folks read their lines.

Anonymous said...

It actually up to 18 mil now. They are pushing for another record. Not sure how much more they need to break it but whoever can go and donate even $5.

Anonymous said...

And when you send Hillary a donation, don't forget to send Laura Mitchell a few bucks, too!

Anonymous said...

DNC is desperate. That's why they're rigging voting machines also.