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Friday, August 19, 2016

Secret Service Leaks Hillary’s Health to Press

Hillary Clinton apparently suffers from Parkinson’s or a similar disease and experiences seizures from flashing lights, such as camera flashes at press conferences, the Secret Service told Infowars.

Additionally, the federal government has reportedly spent nearly a quarter-million dollars to add handicap steps on government vehicles because Hillary struggles with balance, a fact already established by a Reuters photo showing two men helping Hillary up stairs.

The revelations explain her odd, epileptic behavior on camera and why she avoids press conferences in general.

Her health is deteriorating badly; over the past several months Hillary has suffered several seizures and near-comatose freeze-ups during speeches which, combined with her previous blood clot, concussions and severe coughing fits, reveal she’s hiding serious medical issues that jeopardize her ability to hold public office.

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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Enough with this woman. Next "man" up please!!

Anonymous said...

Good Job Secret Service!

Anonymous said...

As much as I would dearly love for this to be true..it's another Alex Jones pile of manure.

Anonymous said...

She should release her medical records. Period.

Anonymous said...

A few weeks in that private spa in Stepford might work wonders.

Anonymous said...

Looks like she is doing the "Cowboy" walk with a full Diaper.

Anonymous said...

The next forever staying home where she belongs, would really work wonders, not only for her, but for all of mankind.

Anonymous said...


And nobody with a bucket of water is permitted near her.

Anonymous said...

Probably has back and feet issues from all the speaking engagements. She is no spring chicken either.