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Wednesday, April 06, 2016

When It Comes To Upcoming Weather On The Shore, It's A Load Of Crap And Here's Proof



7-Day Salisbury
Talk about putting every local news station on the very edge of their seats, these people are all screwed up. 

WBOC 's Dan Satterfield found himself forced to throw out the SNOW word and claimed we might see snow Saturday night into Sunday morning, LMAO!

WMDT, (get this) said we might see SNOW Friday night into Saturday.

WRDE says we'll only see possible precipitation on THURSDAY night and nothing past that. 

Now all you have to do is look at the difference in daily temperatures over the next seven days. I mean really people, this is a joke, right?

So we may start seeing snow on Thursday, Friday and Saturday night, depending on who you trust. Be sure to go out and buy shovels, milk, bread and stock up on fire logs. A generator might be a good idea too. 

For those of you who ask, what is your weather forecast Joe? I forecast anyone who believes anything these Idiots tell you is an Idiot as well. I predict no snow will stick to the roads. I predict there will be no school delays over the weekend. I predict Wicomico County will not put the plows on their vehicles. I predict that if it does snow it will melt by Monday. 

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sooo.. it's a good thing I mowed the lawn tonight

Steve said...

If you go to Weather Underground wundermap and click on weather stations and satellite, zoom back 3 clicks, hit the play button for a one hour loop, you can pretty much see your own 24-48 hour forecast on your own. I'm looking that WRDE has the best take on this from the above screenshots, and it's afternoon rain tomorrow, so plan on going to work!

Anonymous said...

Alex from Delmar Weather on Facebook is the most reliable. I trust his forecasts. I think wrde is more for rehoboth-Bethany-lewes so their temps and weather might be different as they are closer to the shore.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes going out on the back porch to look at the sky and sniff the air is enough.