Wife: "Where are you? You know we have lots to do."
Husband: "You remember the jewelry shop we went to about 10 years ago where you fell in love with a diamond necklace, -- I couldn't afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up. "Yes, I remember that shop," she replied.
"Well, I am in the bar next to that."
3 comments:
Why do they get so mad when we tell them where we are?
Why do they get so mad when these are the men they marry?
Diamonds.
Inherently nearly worthless rocks. It's all a consumer ripoff. That's why I'm in the bar.
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