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Sunday, November 15, 2015

What Would You Do?


77 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have a thirty round magazine in my ar-15 , that's enough to take care of this problem child. In short , this guy would be full of holes when I drag him into the house and plant a gun on him , if he didn't have one already . My suggestion to all , if you shoot a fellow like this , drag him into your home , then you will not be the criminal but a victim.
Now to all who are very brave , you may want to let him enter , but , he may have friends with guns . Don't take that chance !

Anonymous said...

I would shoot him , knowing he's not my relative , he has a brown arm
and a hole in his head by now.

Someone said...

I would aim for his wrist and shoot his hand off, or nearly off, and throw myself on the mercy of the Court.

Anonymous said...

As a single female,bust a cap in his ass!

Anonymous said...

Open fire.

Anonymous said...

drag him in the rest of the way, let him stand up, then shooy him in the chest 3x.......

Anonymous said...

blame Jake Day

Anonymous said...

When I'm home I'm always near a gun. Do you need to know anymore?

Anonymous said...

Safety off...

Anonymous said...

I would shoot

Anonymous said...

Shoot to kil

Anonymous said...

Grab my Joe Biden model "double barrel shotgun, and fire two blast" at the head sticking through the window and then call 911.

Anonymous said...

He would be carried out

Anonymous said...

I would sneak up on him. Knock the hell out of him with my aluminum bat. I would drag his butt through the window on the floor of my house. While his lying on the floor, out like a light, with spit rolling out of his mouth down the side cheek, I would hog tie him from behind with duck tape. Once he is secure with duck tape, I would stomp on him with my feet until I'm exhausted. Now, I'm tired as hell. But I wll muster up the strenght to ask him, why he was trying to break into my house. I'm quite sure he won't answer. So I would give him one more kick in the gut. I would return to my couch. Take a sip of my coca cola. Change the channel on my television to the news and call the police. Meanwhile, every time that fool moves, I will knock his butt out.

Anonymous said...

Pull out the 44 mag!

Anonymous said...

Wait until he is inside then shoot him.

Burger said...

Go for my shot gun and the minute he came thru the door that would be one dead SOB.

Anonymous said...

Pull the slide trigger back, and aim

Anonymous said...

Illuminate the Phillies logo on his hat with my laser sight.

Anonymous said...

call a friend to help get rid of the body

Anonymous said...

Head shot!

Anonymous said...

Fill the crab pots.

Anonymous said...

As a liberal Democrat I would have a contractor relocate my window further away from the door. Thank You, Hillary.

Anonymous said...

First I would immobilize him by slamming the window down on his neck.Then I would take a large serrated knife and behead him and drag his body to an unlit area where I would dismember him.I have a buddy in Philadelphia who would purchase his vital organs for transplant purposes.Then I would put the head & leftovers in a big trash bag and dump it in a local apartment complex that leaves their dumpsters unlocked for the residents.Well you asked didn't you?

Anonymous said...

10:19 Love your sense of humor. So PC.

Anonymous said...

After the self defense killing, move away from Salisbury.

Anonymous said...

why?

Anonymous said...

hit a home run.

Anonymous said...

Let him in then send in my german shepherds.

Anonymous said...

I'd shoot him, but I wouldn't talk about it. Because that's not uplifting and befitting of the bury's image.

Anonymous said...

Why bother the explaining drama to the cops...get your sharpest biggest butcher knife and cut off his arm.
Easy

Anonymous said...

I would keep watching to see what happened next.

Anonymous said...

It's obvious know on here has dealt with real violence. Everyone has a ridiculous idea of what they would do. Reality most would dial 911 cry scream then complain cops took to long. Cops would then get speed complaints filed for going to fast.

Anonymous said...

He is 15 thought he was at his buddy's house to play Xbox. He has permission to open the door and has a cell phone in his pocket along with candy. Still ok to take the young males life ???

Anonymous said...

1:30.
You're what most would call "a victim."

I'm a survivor.

He'd be dead for making a poor decision. I would sleep like a baby afterward.

Anonymous said...

Aim for the P on the hat with my gun because a dead man can tell no lies.

Anonymous said...

Not a victim I'm am very aware of how society will flip the script...

Anonymous said...

Alof of irresponsible gun owners on here. You guys just sit around with loaded guns on your laps or within reach?

Anonymous said...

Let my pit bulls have lunch. map

Anonymous said...

Normal people don't open doors through an open window permission or not...must be a liberal...

Anonymous said...

Nothing, because black lives matter!!!!

Anonymous said...

I would invite him in for a nice cup of cocoa and some graham crackers. I would talk to him about bad choices. Then I would show him pictures of my grandchildren at Disney World and ask him if would like to go, too. I would show him our slideshow of our vacation to Sun City and the best way to grow basil and tomatoes.

By the time I am done with him, he will wish he never came to my house, not to mention see the error of his ways and reform. I will have saved the taxpayer a lot of money.

Granny

Anonymous said...

9 iron to the head.

Anonymous said...

I would offer him some popcorn and hot chocolate while waiting for Obama to show up to give some comfort

Anonymous said...

Shoot to kill.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Granny, your solution is worse than death!

1:25, please go back to 2nd grade and brush up on your spelling, syntax, and grammar, then come back and comment.

3:26, Yes. Try me.

Anonymous said...

You would cry call 911 then cry some more.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous? Troll much !

Anonymous said...

Very true.

Anonymous said...

Absolutely can not use deadly force.

Anonymous said...

643 you should check your spaces. Moron

Anonymous said...

I would call 911.

Anonymous said...

BANK!! BANK!! BANK!! click, click.

Anonymous said...

One thing is certain, no matter what they do, they won't spell it correctly.

Anonymous said...

Exercise my second amendment rights.

Anonymous said...

Disarm him.

Anonymous said...

Shoot him with the shotgun. Love my shotgun. No need to really aim and probably won't kill him, just make him wish he was dead! But if he does die I'll just take out back and toss him in the creek. Crabs will love him!

Anonymous said...

Dial 911 advise address of Burglary In Progress an Homeowner is Armed hang up. Warn Burglar I am armed, seek cover wait until Burglar is inside, if armed shoot, if not, hold in custody. If he runs get best description possible for Police. To the anti gun people commenting I have three weapons, loaded within reach in Living Room and Dining Room, and Bedroom. If there is more than one and armed I can assure you they'll come up of the losing side.

Anonymous said...

Chop his arm off

Anonymous said...


This is sad to see but this is America," land of the free,home of the slave.HELL bound we are......

lmclain said...

3:26...I suppose you are so wrapped up in that fairy tale land of "guns are BAAAAAD!!" that you are unaware that guns used to be in the back of pick-up trucks, on a rack in plain view? And no one locked their truck, either.
Gun used to be displayed in a cabinet, unlocked. Many, many people had a handgun in their nightstand and a rifle or shotgun next to the bed, loaded.
So, yeah, a WHOLE LOT of people still keep their guns close, loaded, and ready. REAL men know that a thug is not going to wait for anyone to fumble in the dark for the key to his gun safe. And REAL men know that an unloaded gun is not a gun. Its a club.
A REAL man doesn't ask anyone's permission or instruction on how to keep his family safe. That's for ninnies and sheep who actually believe there is a SWAT team standing by, just for them, and that the government will protect them.....
Get off your knees, for God's sake.

LadyLiddy said...

Shoot him in the head, simple enough.

Anonymous said...

Drag him in then whack him.

Anonymous said...

Quietly wait until in steps over the threshold.

Anonymous said...

Who let this liberal moron in here? 1:30 go back to whatever co op you came from. Idiot

Anonymous said...

Oh jeesh..here's another one that thinks the police are here to protect us. Where do they all come from?

Anonymous said...

Deadly force can be used if you are in immenant threat of physical harm. That picture doesn't make the cut....2 minutes later..probably a different story

Anonymous said...

And then what? Average response time is 10 minutes. You're dead in less than a minute after he is inside..

Anonymous said...

Well said!!

Anonymous said...

Finally!! Someone that gets it. Good answer 9:37.

Anonymous said...

I think your wong.. Most ole boys and girls who say they will shoot him do have loaded weapons sitting around...as do I. Whats the point in having them if you dont keep them ready to use. Go ahead and think its irresponsible. Go tell all your friends ...omg do you know how many people keep loaded guns in their house and will shoot an intruder.

Anonymous said...

Slavery is illegal here, has been for a long time. So, no "slaves" may call THIS country "home".

Therefore, anyone who is a "slave" needs to leave, and go back to whatever country is their REAL home.

In other words, the Middle East and Africa, since slavery is alive and well there.

Anonymous said...

If you shoot him in the arm, he can claim to be "disabled" and ccllect a bonus "disability" check the rest of his useless life. Wait until he opens the door with one nasty foot over the threshold, then aim for center body mass. Don't touch the doorknob, leave his fingerprints on it.

Case closed. One less parasite.

This one hit a nerve said...

I would have the nearest thing in my hand and cripple the piece of trash, no knees to function properly, no shoulders that will allow the broken elbow joints to be a raised and one eye and ear pierced beyond reconstruction. Suffer you piece of garbage, I am really tire of people having their lives turned upside down by idiots in and out of politics

Anonymous said...

Yaaayyyyy!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Except that the taxpayers end up paying the hospital bills, then "disability" the rest of his useless life, plus whatever he can sue for...because it was racist to give him a beatdown he was begging for....

Anonymous said...

I try to be fair and tolerate of people and not judge by the color of anyone's skin, but when you come across ignorant people, which is the only adjective I will use, it just makes me mad and wonder why I even try. the crazy part of me just wants to shoot them and rid society of these parasites. I know that is wrong but sometimes it is a real struggle to be around some people.