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Thursday, November 19, 2015

BREAKING NEWS: Former Subway pitchman Jared Fogle sentenced to more than 15 years in prison

The former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle was sentenced Thursday to more than 15 years in prison for trading in child pornography and having sex with underage prostitutes.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I guess he will become someone's prom date in prison!
He will become someone's "little girl"

Anonymous said...

Now the only submarine sandwiches he'll see will be made from hot dog rolls and cheap bologna.

Anonymous said...

Spent his whole life trying to get into smaller pants

Anonymous said...

Spent his whole life trying to get into smaller pants


thats a funny line, well played

Anonymous said...

Hey Jared, 6" or 12"

Anonymous said...

Nothing funny about this to me. Just glad he got sentenced.

Anonymous said...

Very sad

Anonymous said...

Ok woop dee doo lets move on with our lives