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Saturday, August 15, 2015

Things I Trust More Than Barack Obama


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Trusting four bald tires on a '56 Chevy to get me all the way to Florida.

Anonymous said...

A heart surgeon with hiccups.

Anonymous said...

When she says, "Trust me, it's just a cold sore."

Anonymous said...

You can swim in the Wicomico River.

Anonymous said...

The fireboat won't cost us a dime.

Anonymous said...

This won't hurt a bit.