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Friday, June 12, 2015

It's Sad

It's Sad, But As I Get Older, I Think Differently
After a long day on the golf course, I stopped
in at Hooter's to see some friends and have
some hot Wings and ice tea.
After being there for a while, one of my friends
asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck
in an elevator with.
I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators".
I'm old, I'm tired, and I pee a lot.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

My glory days are over too.The other day a young lady asked me if I wanted soup or sex.I told her I'd take the soup.I had no idea she meant super sex until my buddy told me later.Boy did I feel stupid.