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Friday, September 19, 2014

SPD Press Release 9-19-14 (Attempt to Identify Shoplifting Suspects)


8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Will someone please leave some comments. This is too funny to ignore.

Anonymous said...

They probably weren't stealing exercise equipment or healthy eating cookbooks!

Anonymous said...

Holy cow! If Scotty had tried to beam these 2 up he would have blown every circuit in the Enterprise."I'm giving it all I can captain but I don't have the power.They're just too big"

Anonymous said...

Be on the look out, check all the local buffets.

Anonymous said...

Two pairs of cuff for the big one.
A court verdict of guilty of theft and inappropriate wearing of spandex.

Anonymous said...

show the picture of the larger one to all the diabetic doctors and bakeries and you'll have your suspect in no time

Anonymous said...

Well, they don't have to worry about those two sistas being on the "run". They're on the waddle from the law.....

Anonymous said...

They need to be on Michelle Obama Diet....HEY-HEY-HEY it's FAT ALBERT...