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Wednesday, June 04, 2014

“This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer: “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kind of like the young bull old bull joke,but better.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Kind of like the young bull old bull joke,but better.

June 4, 2014 at 10:58 PM

no, not at all

Anonymous said...

The boy is a Democrat.

Anonymous said...

7:44 - nope - the barber is....he has his own facts and doesn't check to see reality.

The kid is a good Republican businessman providing the barber with a good regular story and charging him to tell it at the kids expense.

Anonymous said...

8:40 you hit the nail on the head