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Wednesday, June 04, 2014

Medicare Will Now Cover Sex Change Operations

As Big Government tightens it grip on healthcare, the field will increasing reflect the values of the liberal ruling class. Already, neglected vets are dying of treatable diseases, while bureaucrats announce that taxpayers will now foot the bill for sex change operations:

Our bureaucratic masters ruled in favor of a 74-year-old man going by the name Denee Mallon, who has decided that he wants to start over as a girl and that we should pay for it.

Those with less politically correct medical needs than sex change operations will be deprioritized. But they can always just take a pill, as Obama infamously advised.

The original purpose of Medicare was to provide necessary medical coverage for the elderly when they cannot provide for themselves. But given the nature of government in general and our government in particular, it was inevitable that it would degenerate into bureaucrats stealing people’s money to finance grotesque procedures to surgically deform the bodies of the aging mentally ill for the greater glory of left-wing ideology.



Anonymous said...

This is just wrong in so many ways.

Anonymous said...

Now that I am on Medicare, my yearly GYN pap smear will only be covered every 2 years. Oh, and even though I have survived breast cancer 2 times, I am not considered high risk. They state that there is no reliable evidence that the 2 systems are related. WHAT? about priorities!

Anonymous said...

Well at least the new 'she' will not have to go without birth control thanks to Obamacare!