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Saturday, April 12, 2014

Report: Emperor Obama Arrives To Celebrate Racist Warmonger LBJ

His Lord and Majesty Barack Obama arrived moments ago. All taxpaying riffraff were corralled far from his eminence, regardless of the fact that the Constitution states Freedom of The Press and designates all of the land as public. The stormtrooper police only had meager threats about unleashing the feared secret service on us if we didn’t comply. His holiness is in Austin to honor Former President LBJ’s signing of The Civil Rights Act. More

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mmmm , where is our modern day Oswald?

Anonymous said...

5:52 YES!!!! God how I wish we could get another one!

Anonymous said...

He should never be allowed to defer blame to past presidents.If anyone has noticed,conspiracy theories have surfaced in regard to every truly famous president from Washington to Bush (since Obama has been in office)That is not just a coincidence.Evidence has been manufactured to make truly great men appear otherwise.His term began in 2008 and god willing will end in 2016.He should be viewed by all as solely responsible for the pickle that we are in.