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Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Old Sea Story

There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain 
Who inspected his sailors, and afterward told 
The first mate that his men smelled bad... 

The Captain suggested perhaps it would 
Help if the sailors would change underwear 
Occasionally.
The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, 
I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight to the sailorsBerth deck and announced, "The Captain 
Thinks you guys smell bad and wants you 
To change your underwear."

He continued, 

"Pittman, you change with Jones, 
McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, 
And Brown, you change with Schultz." 

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Someone may come along and promise 
"Change",
But don't count on things smelling any better.

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